Monday, 24 November 2008

Top 6 pickup lines (Gag me) by ally

From the Pyramids to the Khan El-Khaleeli

6. “You want to marry Egyptian? Here’s my brother.”

5. “Are you from the moon?” (I don’t get this one.)

4. “I’m a doctor! I’m a doctor!” (as if this is what I’m looking for only.)

3. “You have beautiful eyes.” (This was a strange one considering Katie was wearing very dark sunglasses and he couldn’t see her eyes.)

2. “You dropped something!” (I turn to look for what I dropped) “My Heart.”

1. This was said to my team leader(TL), who the Egyptian(E) man assumed was my father (BTW: offerings camels is a marriage proposal.):

E: “How many camels?”
TL: “10 thousand camels.”
E:”Oh, that is not enough.”
TL: “10 million camels?”
E: “10 million camels for 1 eye.”


Quite the lines…huh? I was sooooo glad my team leader played a long. (being extremely sarcastic here guys.)
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3 comments:

Megan said...

These are great, Al! : ) Some of the best I've heard

mom&dad said...

oh ally, don't be so picky :) just kidding....mom

Anonymous said...

Like your blog, Ms. Wesley. Hope you're well.

-Lora (keady) from wayyyyyyyy back in 5th grade.